just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask
It’s me.
Magic isn’t about wizards or spells. Magic is about taking pictures that look like they were photographed in Russia.
AU where everything is exactly the same except instead of wanting to fuck Pennywise the clown y'all are normal functioning human beings
I fucking hope so
“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!
Time to buy a guillotine
when i check my activity on tumblr i feel like the ceo of a failing company
imagine what the shitposting game in the amish country is like
Father Amos: Rise and shine bretheren, it is time to till the earth and do good deeds in the eyes of the lord.
Slothful Jeremiah:
*Father Amos:* Jerimiah! Lady Victoria is here
*Slothful Jeremiah*
y’all here making amish memes when they will never be able to see this and defend themselves
psychologist patient in fiction: (somberly lying down on a sofa, hands together fingers intertwined, looking blankly at the ceiling) …it all started on my 2nd birthday. I remember that day very clearly. I, even back then, could detect the delicate tension between my parents, as one avoided answering the others question…
psychologist patient in reality: (Does spread eagle on wooden chair) i dont know shit Just unfuck me